Inspirational sayings: Funny inspirational quotes

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying: “Your end of the boat is sinking.”

True love will find an outlet in service.

To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.

Tact is: Changing the subject, without changing your mind.